TIKITIME: EXPLORATION OF POLYNESIAN POP

I’ve always had a rabidly curious mind. Often, I find myself delving headfirst into sensory immersion combined with research. If I’m not constantly learning or exploring, I feel as if I’m stagnant. —Perhaps, you can relate.

‘Twas March 2020 and the COVID-19 Quarantine hit California. My lifestyle promptly went from being very socially active with outlets revolving around sharing, local community, and live music events to now #CANCELLED

I quickly vanished down the rabbit-hole of Rum Drinks, Tiki, and Polynesian Pop. I looked forward to my TikiTime in the evenings as I crafted a better drink than I had the previous night.

I began tasting raw ingredients and understanding their role as they balanced, contrasted, complimented, echoed, amplified, warmed, cooled, brightened, darkened, thinned, and deepened. I tip the brim on my hat respectfully toward you, my friends, (Brewers, Cheese Makers, Cider Makers, Mead Makers, Cooks, Chefs, Cicerones, BJCP Judges, San DiFuegans) you are passionate geeks, and nerds (but rarely dorks) who understand these ideas.

On Thursday, September 3rd at 6pm PST, I will be presenting “TIkiTime: Exploring Polynesian Pop on ZOOM with a Q and A [group sharing chat].

Here are two easy (and more affordable) rum drinks to enjoy during my TikiTime talk. Then one drink that displays some building blocks, “Pain Killada”. Fnally, a rather complex Tiki Rum Drink that I recently invented. The drink is influenced heavily by the 1934 Zombie and Planter’s Punch recipes but has some inspiration from Modern Polynesian Pop (60s-Today). The dangerous concoction is aptly named, “Careful With That Axe, Eugene”.

Pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er.

DARK & STORMY

2oz. Goslings Black Seal Bermuda Black Rum

4-5oz. Ginger Beer (Fever Few, Fentiman’s, Bundaberg, etc.)

Lime - Wheel or Wedge

Ice Cubes

Options: Swizzle Stick or Straw

Other Items: Cutting Board, Knife, Bar Measuring Glass

Glassware: Collins (Old Fashioned in a pinch)

TIPS:

  • Build in Reverse - Add the Ginger Beer First.

  • Gentle Pour the Gosling’s Rum. Use a Turtle or a Spoon.

  • Dark of Top. Stormy Underneath.

  • I’ll serve it this way with a Swizzle Stick or Straw for people to enjoy however they like. I personally think it tastes better stirred together with the squeeze of lime.

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PIÑA COLADA

On “The Rocks” / Crushed Ice Version

2 oz. Goslings Black Seal Bermuda Black Rum

4 oz. Pineapple Juice

3 oz. Cream of Coconut Mix

[NOTE: Cream of Coconut is really sweet and viscus (130 calories per 1oz. is typical. YIKES!) I suggest that you dilute some in a small jar using Coconut water to roughly 35% Coconut Cream to 65% Coconut Water (I really like the Kirkland Signature Organic Coconut Water found at Costco. I will put this in small jar to shake and put in the fridge. You will see this as my go to on other recipes.]

Ice Cubes and Crushed Ice

Garnish: Umbrella or Skewer with Maraschino Cherries and Pineapple Chunk

Other Items: Bar Shaker and Bar Measuring Glass

Glassware: Collins, Old Fashioned, Belgian Tulip, or Pretty Much Anything.

4-3-2 is easy to remember!

Shake the liquid ingredients with 3-4 Ice Cubes and open pour over some crushed ice in the glass. Top up with a bit more crushed ice. Garnish and enjoy. Sing that darned song if it makes you happy.

Blended Version Tips and Tricks

  • Throw in a handful 1/2 to 1C of Frozen Pineapple Chunks.

  • Putting in a bit of Vanilla Ice Cream adds to a velvety mouthfeel and adds background complexity.

  • You can use the full-strength Cream of Coconut here as it is getting tossed in the blender.

  • Use Ice but cutback if using the Frozen Pineapple Chunks.

  • Always aim for 1 to 1/2 ounce lower of the Pineapple and Coconut. You can/should always taste and add more if needed.

  • Use a large glassware. A Hurricane works well.

  • Put Cherry(s) on top and a wedge of pineapple on the rim if you’d like.

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PAIN KILLADA

2.5 oz. Navy Strength Rum (2 oz. Stolen OverProof Rum, 0.5 oz. Lemon Hart 151)

3 oz. Pineapple Juice

1.5 oz. Coconut Cream Mix (see above)

1 oz. Cinnamon Syrup - Housemade*

1 oz. Tangerine Juice** (Satsuma recommended)

Ice Cubes and Lots of Crushed Ice

Garnish: Fresh grated Nutmeg (must), Dried or Fresh Pineapple Ring & Pineapple Fronds (optional)

Other Items: Bar Shaker, Bar Measuring Glass, and Strainer

Glassware: Tiki mug or Double Old Fashioned with room to be topped up with crushed Ice.

Fill a with crushed ice and double strain the drink into the glass. Grate fresh nutmeg generously over the top on crushed ice.

Optionally garnish with fresh fruit. **if you have to sub orange for Tangerine, use Cara Cara orange juice.

This PAIN KILLADA is a dangerous drink.

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CAREFUL WITH THAT AXE, EUGENE

Brian Trout invented this house Polynesian escapism on the 65th Anniversary of Disneyland (July 17th, 2020). Zombies and various Punches (old to modern) were tossed into the dumpster fire tornado that is COVID-19 quarantine of 2020. If the 1934 Zombie is your starting-point; this drink is Softer, Rounder, Richer, Sweeter, and more Complex (read: Layered), and Extremely Devious. Garnished with Mint, Orange, and No Sharp Objects.

“Down, down. The star is screaming… Careful with that Axe, Eugene.” – Pink Floyd

1/2 oz. Lime Juice (Sunkist Preferred)

1/4 oz Grapefruit Juice (Oro Blanco)

1/2 oz. Orange Juice (Navel)

1/2 oz. Pineapple Juice

1/4 oz. Cinnamon Syrup “Vietnamese” - Housemade*

1/4 oz. Vanilla Syrup - Housemade*

1/2 oz. Passionfuit Syrup (“Small Hand Foods brand”)

1 tsp. Grenadine - Housemade*

1/2 oz. John D. Taylor Velvet Falernum

2 oz. Appleton 12yo Estate Jamaican Rum

1 oz. Clement VSOP Martinique Agricole Vieux Rhum

1 oz. Black Blended Rum “Gosling’s Black Seal”

1/2 oz. Black Blended OverProof Rum (”Lemon Hart 151”)

3/4 tsp. Allspice Dram “St. Elizabeth”

2 Dashes of Angostura Bitters

2 Dashes of Orange Bitters

Shake with Ice for 10 seconds until cold (approx. 5 Cubes and some crushed). Pour over lots of crushed ice. Use a large Zombie Collins Glass or Ugly Head/Corpse/Skull or other fun thing.

Top up with crushed ice. Straw. Garnish with Fresh Mint Sprig(s), Orange Slice, and Absolutely No Sharp Objects!

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*Cinnamon Syrup = 1C Water, 2C Sugar, 1-2 Cinnamon Sticks (Broken into Pieces.) SS Sauce Pan. Heat to dissolve. Let sit and cool 12-24 hours. Strain and refrigerate.

*Vanilla Syrup = 1C Water, 2C Sugar, 1 Vanilla Bean (Scraped and Bean Cut into Pieces) SS Sauce Pan. Heat to dissolve. Let sit and cool 12-24 hours. Strain and refrigerate.

*Grenadine = 1C Pom Juice, 1C Sugar. SS Sauce Pan. Heat to dissolve. Cool and refrigerate.

TIPS:

  • While Small Ball Jars (Pint Size) can be used. I really like putting syrups in “Woozy” bottles that you would use for hot sauce. Not only do they look cool, but they make using these syrups a breeze.

  • If you have a penchant for fancy coffee drinks. These homemade syrups are a game changer.

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I highly recommend that you pick-up the book: SMUGGLER’S COVE: Exotic Cocktails, Rum, and the Cult of Tiki by Martin Cate with Rebecca Cate

Please buy from SMUGGLER’S COVE directly during this time to help their staff. They have signed copies of the book, great tiki mugs, and some shirts.

Thanks to my friend, Jessica Hilt, I learned of this vintage menu from the LUAU ROOM in CORONADO from UCSDs Library Archives.

Finally, the author of 90 Years Classic San Diego Tiki will be speaking on Thursday, September 10th at 5:50pm for FREE!

HAZY IPA IS BULLSHIT - CHANGE MY MIND

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HAZY IPA IS BULLSHIT CHANGE MY MIND

Style? Variation? New England IPA (NEIPA)? Hazy IPA (HIPA)? Lazy IPA (LIPA)? $$$Cash Cow?$$$

Where does a brewing town like San Diego fit into the big hazy picture?

I'm always open to trying new beers. When it came to the Haze Craze that is sweeping the IPA nation, it was no different.

If you are not familiar to these beers; they are murky and look closer to Tampico, Sunny D, or Orange Juice than they do beer. They are opaque and bright orange colored. --It is this color and opacity where majority, on both brewing and drinking sides, agrees.

INTO THE HAZE -- I tried from various breweries in San Diego County and found some of the same issues. The mouthfeel was greatly impacted and there was a harsh hop-phenol compound. The majority of them had a tangy almost yogurt-esque flavor. More often than not, a chalky and grittiness stuck to my teeth.

These Hazy IPAs are supposed to give the drinker words like Creamy Mouthfeel and Juicy Aroma and Flavor. <insert your random orgasm face here>

Before I move on... As a BJCP Beer Judge, Brewer, and Thinking Human Being; I must say something about the term "JUICY". This term that gets used ad nauseum to describe NEIPA, has LITTLE to ZERO meaning.

What is Juicy? What Juice are you drinking? Tomato? Celery? Clamato? Orange? Lemon? Lime? Mango? Pineapple? Passionfruit? Grapefruit? Apple? Carrot? Please, for the love of beer, delve deeper on descriptions instead of brandishing "Juicy". When you wield "Juicy" you only echoing what you are told in lieu of being honest.

TASTING NEIPA in SD -- While tasting these beers made in San Diego, I did have a few decent ones. Very very few decent ones. Let's say about 1 in every 15 I tried in San Diego, was something I'd consider a well-made beer.

I've also spoken to brewers of these Hazy IPAs in San Diego about these beers and chatted about my experiences. Whenever I inquired about which ones I should try, I was met with a shocking reply (more than once). "There are not any good ones in San Diego. I recommend trying the ones from New England."

I tried the ones from New England. The place where this style was from. I found they tasted better [better meaning soft tropical nectar-like] and had a much more creamy mouthfeel. <random orgasm face part deux>

Out of the New England ones I tried. The very best one was Tree House Brewing Company - Julius. It had a gentle creaminess. None of that harshness or phenols. Aroma and Flavor offered up some Peaches, Strawberry, Mango, and Passionfruit (aka Juicy AF). Julius was downright enjoyable.

Q: How is it possible that these Hazy NEIPA in San Diego were so disappointing and decent (if there is no other beer on tap), and yet, here I am enjoying this JUICY AF Julius from Massachusetts?

A: Water Profile Matters.

The water in Julius was weighted towards Chloride and the Gypsum seemed to be very low. What this means is the this beer was made as if it was a maltly and rounded beer style. A hazy oat and wheaty wort. It was hopped through the roof (fermentation and dry-hop heavy) with some pricey hops. The result was JUICY and CREAMY. <random orgasm face part trois>

Meanwhile, in San Diego, we have pretty hard water and weighed towards Gypsum. This water is great for making West Coast / San Diego IPA and American Amber Ales. Something with a punch of bitter and towel-snap of hops.

Why then are we making crappy versions of these NEIPAs in San Diego? The answer is money. While these styles can take a good deal of hops to make. You don't need to clear them up and you can get to the taps quicker. Furthermore, many brewers are selling limited cans of these Hazy IPAs at there tasting room. Some are even Pre-Selling them so fvckin' well, the entire batch is gone before it is in cans. 4 cans are selling for around $20!!! It does not matter if it is great or not. It is gone and that empty tank can now make more.

Brewing is such an expensive endeavor and this cash helps keep the lights on your brand to grow. Speaking of brand; these beers and their special hipster-flashy cans are #InstagramableAF (don't forget the tag #juicyaf). In fact, if you don't post about this hot new Hazy it you might have to turn in your "Scene Card" on a public forum for all the world to see. The (you want to be a cool right?) perpetual-motion marketing machine music is converting each patron into a street teamer for your brand. Guerrilla Marketing Campaign is the best marketing that you can buy.

So, it doesn't even matter if it your best quality. IT SELLS!!! <Insert WuTang - "C.R.E.A.M." as Slow-mo Dollar Bills tumble down in the foreground as in the background in high-speed several new Unitanks get installed.>

Which brings me to San Diego. <Music Stops as images freeze frame.>

Why is San Diego, a city that defined and redefined IPA making a New England IPA? Are we losing ourselves in the rush to get quick cash? San Diego IPA is/was the definitive IPA Style. It was Dry, Hoppy, Crisp, and Clear. Loaded with hops. It was something nobody could touch us on. Now, we are lost. Now, we are a SD IPA has-been.

So, here we sit San Diego. We are poorly crafting this murky harsh IPA from a "country" called New England in a quest to grab that $$$cashmoney$$$.

In my eyes, nose, and mouth, this is complete garbage. Harsh Murky Trash Water.

I just tossed my "Scene Card" in the shredder.

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The BCJP (Beer Judge Certification Program) 2018 Guidelines (currently in the works) is adding this "style".

NOTE: It is called "New England IPA" and all the Commercial Examples given in this guideline are from New England.

Also of note, my favorite Julius is also listed as a commercial example.

21B. Specialty IPA: New England IPA

February 21, 2018

Overall Impression

An American IPA with intense fruit flavors and aromas, a soft body, and smooth mouthfeel, and often opaque with substantial haze. Less perceived bitterness than traditional IPAs but always massively hop forward. This emphasis on late hopping, especially dry hopping, with hops with tropical fruit qualities lends the specific ‘juicy’ character for which this style is known.

Aroma

Intense hop aroma, typically with fruity qualities (stone fruit, tropical fruit, and citrus are most commonly present) reflective of newer American and New World hop varieties without being grassy or herbaceous. Clean, neutral malt in the background, potentially with a light bready sweetness without caramel or toast. Absence of any malt character is a fault. Neutral to fruity fermentation character that is well-integrated with the hops. A creamy, buttery, or acidic aroma is inappropriate. Any perceived alcohol character should be restrained and never hot.

Appearance

Color ranges from straw to yellow, sometimes with an orange hue. Hazy, often opaque, clarity; should not be cloudy or murky. The opacity can add a ‘shine’ to the beer and make the color seem darker. Any visible floating particulates (hop matter, yeast clumps, etc.) are a fault. Medium to rocky meringue white head with high to very high retention.

Flavor

The hop flavor is high to very high, and reflects the same characteristics as the aroma (emphasis on fruit, with ripe tropical fruit, stone fruit, and citrus being most common). The perceived bitterness can be somewhat low to medium-high, often being masked by the body and finish of the beer. The hop character in the aftertaste should not be sharp or harsh. Low to medium malt flavor, generally neutral, sometimes having a bready, grainy, lightly sweet flavor. Noticeable toast or caramel flavors are a flaw. Fermentation character is neutral to fruity, but as with the aroma, supportive of the hops. Off-dry to medium finish. Creamy, starchy, or sugary-sweet flavors are inappropriate, although a high ester level and lower bitterness may give the impression of up to moderate sweetness. A moderate, supportive alcohol character is acceptable but should never be hot or dominating.

Mouthfeel

Medium to medium-full body with a smooth character. No harsh, hop-derived astringency. Alcohol warmth may be present in stronger versions, but should never be hot. Medium carbonation is standard. The beer should not have a creamy or viscous mouthfeel, an acidic twang, or a raw starch texture.

Comments

The style is still evolving, but this style is essentially a smoother, hazier, juicier American IPA. In this context, ‘juicy’ refers to a mental impression of fruit juice or eating fresh, fully ripe fruit. Heavy examples suggestive of milkshakes, creamsicles, or fruit smoothies are beyond this range; IPAs should always be drinkable. Haziness comes from the dry hopping regime, not suspended yeast, starch haze, set pectins, or other techniques; a hazy shine is desirable, not a cloudy, murky mess.

History

A modern craft beer style originating in the New England region of the United States. Alchemist Heady Topper is believed to be the original example and inspiration for many other interpretations that grew in popularity in the early to mid-2010s. Brewers are continuing to innovate and evolve the style, with the style trending towards a less bitter presentation to the point of making a mockery of the term “IPA”.

Characteristic Ingredients

Similar to many newer American IPAs but often with more oats or wheat in the grist, and less caramel or specialty malts. Restricted hop choice to American or New World varieties with a tropical fruit, stone fruit, or citrus character. Neutral to estery yeast strain. Water ranges from balanced between sulfate and chloride to using more chlorides. Heavily dry-hopped, partly during active fermentation, using a variety of hopping doses and temperatures to emphasis hop depth of aroma and flavor over bitterness. Biotransformation of hop oils during fermentation may add to the fruit character.

Style Comparison

Compared to American IPA, New England IPA has a fuller, softer mouthfeel, a more fruit-forward late hop expression, a more restrained perceived bitterness balance, and a hazier appearance. Many modern American IPAs are fruity and somewhat hazy; if they have a dry, crisp finish, at most medium body, and high perceived bitterness, these examples should be entered as American IPAs. Noticeable additions of fruit, lactose, or other materials to increase the fruity, smooth character should be entered in another category defined by the additive (e.g., Fruit Beer, Specialty Beer).

Vital Statistics

IBU: 25 – 60

SRM: 3 – 7

OG: 1.060 – 1.085

FG: 1.010 – 1.015

ABV: 6% – 9%

Commercial Examples

Hill Farmstead Susan, Other Half Green Diamonds Double IPA, Tired Hands Alien Church, Tree House Julius, Trillium Congress Street, WeldWerks Juicy Bits

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from BrewBound - Read The Entire Article Here regarding Hazy IPA entries at GABF 2018. There is some interesting input on how they might hold up considering the early entry submission.

"...414 different hazy IPA entries were received for the September event. Another 292 juicy or hazy pale ales and double IPAs were also submitted for judging at this year’s competition, an indication that the “haze craze” is a beer style trend with legs.

“This marks the first time in over a decade and a half that American-Style India Pale Ale — which received 331 entries — is no longer the top entered beer style in the U.S. commercial beer competition,” she wrote. “How’s that for a juicy year-one showing?”..."

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